Abby Mancuso Quotes in Make the Yuletide Gay (2009)

Abby Mancuso: Oh my god, you two... are totally gay

Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson: Erm...

Abby Mancuso: Bitch! Why didn't you tell me?

Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson: That's because I haven't told anybody here.

Abby Mancuso: Yeah... I got that.

Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson: Did you just called me "bitch"?

Abby Mancuso: Why are the best men gay?

Nathan Stanford: Erh... Sorta part of god's plan.

Abby Mancuso: Figures!

Abby Mancuso: Why are all the best ones gay?

Nathan Stanford: Eh, it's all part of God's plan.

Abby Mancuso: Figures!