Abby Arcane Quotes in The Return of Swamp Thing (1989)

Abby Arcane: Immortality? Yuk! What did you do, sell your soul to the devil?

Dr. Anton Arcane: More like a lease with an option to buy.

Abby Arcane: Is there a Mrs. Swamp Thing?

Swamp Thing: No, I'm a bachelor.

Swamp Thing: Me? Your Boyfriend?

Abby Arcane: Why not?

Swamp Thing: You said it yourself: I'm a plant.

Abby Arcane: That's okay, I'm a vegetarian.

Abby Arcane: [after experiencing psyching sex with Swamp Thing] Was it real?

Swamp Thing: As real, as you want it to be.

Gunn: Come on, baby, it's time to play doctor.

Abby Arcane: Betcha can't guess my favourite operation.

Gunn: What's that, baby?

Abby Arcane: A vasectomy!

[knees him on the groin]