Abbot Quotes in San siu lam zi (2011)

Abbot: A piece of gold or pile of mud, which is more useful?

Cook: The gold, of course.

Abbot: But to a seed? Never underestimate yourself. Everyone has a purpose.

Abbot: A brave man is one who knows to return after having lost his way.

Abbot: Lord Buddha is against killing, under any circumstances.

Yang Wu-lang: [5th Yang approaching the Abbott] Look up at Buddha, and down at home.

Abbot: [Abbott raises his staff to the 5th Yang] Remember your vows... YOU CAN'T BREAK THEM!

Man in church: [Imitating Lou Costello] He-e-y Abbot!

Abbot: I hate that guy!

Abbot: We are here to witness the marriage, of Mervin, the Sheriff of...

[crowd snickers]

Abbot: Mervin? Your name is Mervin?

Sheriff of Rottingham: [over crowd laughing] Shut up! Shut up!

Abbot: OK... Mervin.

[crowd starts laughing again]

Abbot: I will perform the opening prayer in the New Latin. Oh ordlay, ivethgay usway ouryay essingsblay. Amen-ay!

Crowd: AMEN-AY!

[Robin is being made to watch Marian's wedding from the gallows]

Abbot: Do you, Sheriff of Rottingham, take Marian of Bahgel to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?

Sheriff of Rottingham: YES I DO! Get on with it!

Abbot: And do you, Marian, vow to do all the stuff I just said?

Sheriff of Rottingham: [to Marian] Say I do, or Robin dies!

Maid Marian: I... I do...

[Ahchoo shoots through Robin's noose]

Maid Marian: NOT!

Abbot: Remove your cassock and prostate yourself.

Bambino: [in a church confession booth] Hey, I'm warnin' you, friend: no rattin' on me, huh?

Abbot: No, no. Aside from myself, only He shall know.

Bambino: No! Either it's between you and me, or nothin' doin'!

Abbot: May the Lord be with you, sir.

Bambino: Naw, we know the way.

Abbot: Can we cover the earth in leather so it's soft wherever we go?

Cook Monk: No.

Abbot: So what can we do?

Lodo: Wear leather sandals?

Abbot: Yes, wearing leather sandals is equal to covering the earth with leather.