Abba Quotes in Astérix et les Vikings (2006)

Abba: [Vikea has just given Timandahaf a "shopping" list of all the things she wants him to bring back from his raid. Abba walks in carrying a chest] Okay. Is it time to go, I'm all ready!

Timandahaf: Abba, I've told you a hundred times, this is not a pleasure cruise, it's a business trip!

Abba: Daddy, please... pretty please? Let me come with you just this once and then I'll never bother you again, I promise.

Timandahaf: Well... eh... Absolutly not! No women and no children on board!

[Abba keeps trying to get a word in]

Timandahaf: Don't argue! I have spoken! By Thor and Odin put together!

[Abba is clearly getting mad]

Timandahaf: And don't you go bezerk on me, young lady!

[Abba kicks down a shelf in frustration, which in turn knocks down the other shelves, destroying all the family's mugs and plates]

Vikea: I'll make you another list.

[Abba has been told she's going to marry Olaf; the Vikings are dragging her and Justforkix away from each other]

Abba: Justforkix! No!

Justforkix: Abba! Don't worry, Abba, I'll take care of this -

[tries to sound important]

Justforkix: As the Champion of F...

Justforkix: [gets hit on the head with a club]

Justforkix: So, uh, when are you gonna talk to your father about setting me free?

Abba: As soon as you teach me to fly!

Justforkix: Uh... yeah, about that. I was just... wondering... what's your policy on people who... promise something and then can't... deliver on it?

Abba: Oh, you mean a liar? Look up there.

[Gestures with her head]

Abba: [Justforkix looks up and sees a skeleton imbedded in the ice, an axe in it's skull]

Justforkix: Aaah! What is *that?*

Abba: The last guy who lied to me. Daddy took care of him.

Justforkix: S-so how about three o'clock Tuesday for your first flying lesson?

[laughs nervously]

[Justforkix is tied to the mast on the Viking ship - he has just been reunited with SMS, who has flown to him from Gaul]

Abba: Hey! Cool bird! It's yours, right?

Justforkix: Uh... yeah, it's... it's mine alright.

Abba: Are you the Champion?

Justforkix: [trying to sound important] My name is Justforkix. Who are you?

Abba: Oh, yeah, sorry - I'm Abba.

Justforkix: Can - can you help me?

Abba: Yeah, if I can.

[Abba sees that he's shivering - she takes off her coat, revealing her skimpy Vikingette dress beneath]

Justforkix: Wow!

Justforkix: [Abba wraps the coat around him] Thanks - yeah, that's nice.

[Continues to shiver]

Abba: Are you cold?

Justforkix: N-no... I'm not cold. I'm... I'm... afraid.

Abba: [gasps] You are so *lucky*!

Justforkix: Lucky?

Abba: To be able to fly!

Justforkix: *Fly*?

Abba: Oh, I'd love to be able to fly up in the sky, and then soar higher and higher right up to the sun!

Justforkix: Uh...

Abba: Oh, please, teach me? Tell me your secrets?

Justforkix: Uh... if you help me get home, I'll, uh, give it a try...

Timandahaf: What is this?

[to Abba]

Timandahaf: I've told you a hundred times, not to talk to strangers!

Justforkix: S-s-sorry!

Timandahaf: Not *you*! *Her!*

Abba: Gee, Dad, thanks for embarrassing me in front of the hostage!