Aaron Green Quotes in Get Him to the Greek (2010)

Sergio Roma: You've been mind-fucked before?

Aaron Green: I don't think so.

Sergio Roma: I'm mind-fucking you right now.

Aaron Green: You are?

Sergio Roma: Can't you feel my dick fucking your mind?

Aaron Green: No, I can't really feel anything.

Sergio Roma: See? That's it. That's the art of it. I'm mind-fucking the shit out of you.

Aaron Green: Well I hope you're wearing a condom cause I have a dirty mind.

Aaron Green: [as Sergio is chasing after them in a hotel lobby] This is the longest hallway of all time!

Aldous Snow: It's Kubrickian!

Aldous Snow: I labored under the myth of monogamy for sever years with Jackie and it was pointless.

Aaron Green: So you only slept with Jackie?

Aldous Snow: No, I slept with other people but I always told her about it. Monogamy.

Aldous Snow: We're gonna fuck these two girls.

Aaron Green: I just got out of a relationship.

Aldous Snow: Was your ex a blonde or brunette?

Aaron Green: Brunette.

Aldous Snow: Blonde it is.

Aaron Green: Are you Paul Krugman?

Paul Krugman: Uh, yeah.

Aaron Green: My dad loves your shit.

Paul Krugman: Uh, thank you.

Aaron Green: Do you know the lyrics to "African Child"?

Smiling African Drummer: I don't know the lyrics. I just bang the drum and do the African face.

[He shows Aaron his version of playing the African drum]

Aaron Green: [at a club] What's up man?

Tom Felton: Hey.

Aaron Green: I'm here with Aldous Snow, so we have a table in the back.

Tom Felton: [not interested] Great.

Aaron Green: Feel free to bring Professor Snape. Come by, we'll play some late night Quidditch.

Tom Felton: Just leave it, you...

[walks away]

Aaron Green: Right. Not everyone cares.

Aaron Green: I think I just got raped.

Aldous Snow: [handing him a joint] Only one thing to do.

Aaron Green: [taking a hit] Uh, guys? What is this stuff? My heart's going really fast.

Aldous Snow: Oh, it's a bit of this, a bit of that. It's called a Jeffrey. It's mostly weed, with a bit of opium as well... ground-up E's... heroin... Clorox...

Aaron Green: I think I'm having a heart attack.

Aaron Green: [has just been injected with adrenaline] I'm alive!

Aaron Green: I feel like I'm in "2 Fast 2 Furious."

Matty: Man, that opening party was incredible. Check out the pictures on Myspace. There's one of me eating cheese off some girl's titties.

Aaron Green: Please just lie to me and say I didn't miss another awesome party.

Matty: You missed an awesome party. I woke up with glitter on my dick.

Aldous Snow: Aaron, look at what you're wearing. Do you think that now you live in Seattle, you're grunge or something? You look like a lesbian.

Aaron Green: Play the song, man.

Aaron Green: [Aaron has a balloon full of heroin up his ass] Oh, no.

Aldous Snow: What?

Aaron Green: I have to sneeze... and I'm afraid that if I do... my bowels will evacuate...

Limousine Driver in London: Would you like me to take the Chiswick roundabout through Hounslow and Staines?

Aaron Green: What is this, fucking Middle Earth? Just take us to the airport, okay.

Daphne Binks: I'm fuckin' psyched.

Aaron Green: I'm not sucking his dick, that's like 100%.

Sergio Roma: Stop smiling like that. You look like an 8 year old who just discovered his first boner.

Aaron Green: ...Well I don't have one so...

Aaron Green: Across the mystic desert, is a desert that is mystic.

Aaron Green: Don't be a bitch dude, Let me get my smoke on.

Aaron Green: [Dildo violently rubbed against his face] When's the last time you Purelled that thing?

Aaron Green: Nothing you say makes any sense, I understand that now, you're just a fucking junkie and you're smart so you make your insanity sound, good but its bullshit.