12 Year Old Twin Quotes in The Heartbreak Kid (2007)

10 Year Old Girl: Are you like a widow or something?

Eddie Cantrow: Yeah, I'm a widow. Yeah.

10 Year Old Girl: Sorry.

12 Year Old Twin: He's full of it. He's gay.

Eddie Cantrow: No. I'm not gay.

12 Year Old Twin: Let's play 5 in 5 then.

Eddie Cantrow: What is that?

12 Year Old Twin: It's where I ask you 5 questions in 5 seconds. If you're telling the truth, then you shouldn't have to think.

Eddie Cantrow: [shrugs] Yeah, I don't wanna play your game, sorry.

12 Year Old Twin: Quick - how'd your wife die?

Eddie Cantrow: Murdered.

12 Year Old Twin: How?

Eddie Cantrow: Icepick.

12 Year Old Twin: They get the guy?

Eddie Cantrow: Yeah.

12 Year Old Twin: What was his name?

Eddie Cantrow: Ronald.

12 Year Old Twin: Brad Pitt. Russell Crowe. Who's hotter?

Eddie Cantrow: Brad Pitt.

12 Year Old Twin, 12 Year Old Twin: [point and laugh victoriously]

Eddie Cantrow: No no, no, I thought you meant who's hotter career-wise...