Emory Leeson Quotes in Crazy People (1990)

Kathy: Who here wants to be an ad-man?

[several hands go up]

Emory Leeson: Who here wants to be a fire engine?

[everyone raises their hands, with several standing and commenting things like "Ooh, I do!" and "Me! Pick me!"]

[Drucker is being interviewed on Larry King's TV program]

Charles Drucker: Total honesty in advertising began as a vision I had when I was a young ad man in Milwaukee...

Emory Leeson: I don't believe that jerk!

Saabs: I like Larry King!

Emory Leeson: I'm talking about Drucker! He took all the credit!

Kathy: Pretty girls are breaking everybody's back.

Emory Leeson: But you're pretty. I mean, really pretty.

Kathy: Yes, but I don't have the problems normally associated with prettiness... because, when I was a child, I looked like Ed McMahon.

Kathy: Hold me. Please hold me.

Emory Leeson: I am holding you.

Kathy: I know, but it's a woman thing. I have to say it.

Emory Leeson: Take me away from here; I'll buy you dinner, I'll buy you a restaurant!

Stephen: I have to go.

Emory Leeson: You did quite a bit of silent farting in the car, so you're not perfect either.